communicating, I mean BOTHERING) you while he is in freaking Austria?? Can't I call the United Nations and have him cease and desist cutting into my farting around time? Doesn't he have anything better to do like prance through the fields and sing The Sound of Music?! Help me help myself.
Polls & Surveys - 12 Answers
Random Answers, Critics, Comments, Opinions :
1 :
Show me the money!!
2 :
Crinkle a plastic bag by the phone and say you're getting a bad signal. Then hang up.
3 :
Nothing pisses me off more than raindrops on roses. Tell him he best stop trippin, boo!
4 :
Absolutely you should contact your union rep lol bonne chance love xxx
5 :
If there is not such a law, then there should be... Spit in his coffee when he comes back!
6 :
Can you verify with a trace that he is the one actually contacting you? Is this verification written and signed on the Papers they always ask for in Austria? If not then he could be a corporate spy and it would be your DUTY not to pay any attention to him!
7 :
Call the Vienna police and report a man fitting his description (complete with hotel name) about to kick off a jihad.
8 :
Tell him to put another shrimp on barbie, even if he's wearing lederhosen.
9 :
i'm sure that falls under the Geneva convention.. what? you can always claim your a prisoner of war!!
10 :
I'm sure you could have him arrested immediately for the prancing. There must be an ordinance somewhere about foreigners trampling unsuspecting daisies in fields. It probably falls under environmental terrorism. And you, as a good citizen, certainly don't want that kind of daisy stomping behavior on your conscience. *Bean-o should help with that farting problem*
11 :
isnt there caller id?? or maybe the 'other voice' to say, 'celeste no he're. she go bangy, bangy on bosses desk then go home very tired!!' ???
12 :
the workers right to be left alone when the boss is out of the office law. passed in 1996 eliminates the punishment for employees to TP the bosses office, home, and other property when they call acting like they're 5 minuets away when they're really 5000 miles away. have fun with the TP!! lol
